Joint Cricketism: Indo-England imposes will on Sri Lanka and South Africa! Or do bowlers resort to false bowling to promote bat boys?


-Dr. Abdul Ruff Colachal

Sri Lankan government is indeed thrilled to see that finally, India offered a full 100 to one of the Lankan bat boys. In fact, Lankans did not expect such a turnaround luck was smiling on them as only they are supposed to offer 100s and more to Indian guests. Did Lankan president use his diplomatic channel to talk to New Delhi for a quick 100 runs for the highly disappointed Lankans?

South Africans have already got a 100, but English masters still refuse to make Amla happy with his usual quota of 100. The UK fails him while South Africans continue to offer bog runs English bowler Moin Ali. The Africans might offer him 100 to make England score cross 400 in the second inning, thereby leaving a big score to the visitors to chase down. South Africans have decided to lose and make their English bosses celebrate.

Of course, the bowlers can offer any number of runs to any bat boy as per the understanding or mafia dictates or even their whim, and similarly, the regime can provide top national award to any cricket showman of their choice – none can question these frauds.

Can they be? Can the corporate media that exist thanks to the dirty money power?

Indo-UK m bossism: Joint cricketism: South Africa serves UK masters

Apparently, as a former colony, South Africa plays cricket for Langland. Neither the bowlers nor the batboys are interested in defeating the masters who taught them the tricks like 4s and 6s and 100s. South Africa now offers big score to the UK and make the Queen pretty happy.

Interestingly, after winning the test one comfortably with false Lankan bowling, India also got the test-2 as well with the priory arranged first innings advantage. But one interesting thing has happened which is not entirely Indian mind. After the comfortable lead in the first innings, India let Lankans follow on and offered one full 100 and a couple of 50 before winning the match again comfortably.

The question is how Kohli skipped his “fabulous” 100 that Lankans would have given in the second innings if India chose to bat again. Did Sirisena order Indian team in Lanka to make Lankan guest happy, too? Interestingly, Lankan batboys and people around are very happy. SL boys hit 4s and ones and two with a smile as they knew the change of Indian mind to feel the weak boys form Sirisena’s country.

After letting India win comfortably in the first test Sri Lanka seems to have decided to make India shine by offering another big score in the first innings in the range of 600-700 runs to stronger India. India cannot be challenged by Sri Lanka in any manner, so Indian teams have to be promoted in cricket.

In the first test in the first innings, SL bowlers offered exactly 600 runs, enough for Indian batboys for India to win the match comfortably In the second test also SL bowlers now are offering big score to India to ensure their another “historic” win. SL bowlers The make sure the run-rate of SL batboys don’t fall sharply and keep adding more 4s so that India is steady.

In the first test, Kohli could not get his “fabulous” 100 in the first innings, so SL bowlers offered him a unique 100 in quick runs in the second innings. In the ongoing second test also, Kohli fell without this “historic” 100, and he is damn sure Sl bowlers would offer him 100 in the second innings as in the first test.

Kohli got Padmashri award last year, and this year BCCI and corporate sponsors want Pujara to be offered a national award as he is managing 100s. So, Kohli is not at all worried about his quick fall, leaving Pujara at the crease. He wanted to show Pujara deserves the national award this year from Modi.

That is cricket which controls Indian governments, both federal and regional.
Test cricket is meant to offer big 100s to bat boys in both innings and if one of them could get one 100, then the second innings will take care of it as the opponent team is sure to help the other team as well for return favors for their batboys.

UN must declare test cricket bogus, and all records fake too.

If Modi and Sirisena decide to share 100s, who will be offered more 100s and will they also get national awards? Obviously- that would be Modi!
In the first test, Sri Lankan bowlers toil in the hot sun to offer big score to India with a couple of 100s, the 50s and batboys Dhawan had almost reached the ‘historical’ 200, but with a short of a couple of runs, he fell. India thinks Lankans have tried to be over smart with India and for which Lanka would have to pay. But Lankans would argue that they have done no harm to Indian batboys, and they just threw the ball to Dhawan for him to choose the shot 4 or 6 but he fell. In the second innings also, Lankans toiled on the field to give a quick 100 to Indian captain Kolhi mostly in 4s and expected India to return the hard favors they received from Lankans. But India plays mischief and remove FDM Karunaratne at 98 runs, thereby making him cry loud and even President Sirisena would have felt the hard pinch of Indians. India did not show any mercy. So now Lankans are being punished for offering big score to the visitors.
As it stands, if they want a full 100 from India, Lankans must provide 300 runs to a couple of bat boys plus the usual 50s. SL bat boys did not get a 100 in this series, though they are kind to Indian bat boys.

Lankans are taking a significant risk in offering good marks to Lankan bat boys, but India just wants to win and shine. They have got some good bowlers but the bat boys are just as useless as in other teams, and they can hit only when their bowlers are weak or offer too many runs.

The cricket regimes or their judiciaries won’t do anything to other bat boys and the cricket board. But the UU has a duty before the world in exposing match fixing in cricket and ban the test cricket once for all

Indian mercy

While Sri Lanka continues to promote Indian prestige in joint cricket exercise in Colombo where Indians are the honored guests so they could enjoy everything that is offered to them. Lankans are supposed to deliver big scores for the team in the first innings and 100s and more as individual score to the “known” bat boys, and if they fail to make merry at the crease fall unexpectedly and quickly, then the bowlers also get a chance to amass big scores. With additional runs meant for bat boys.

Interestingly, South African cricketers are worse than Lankans in both batting and bowling as they do not let the opponent England to lose the match. If the bat boys do not get enough runs, they offer big runs to bowlers to make the English score somewhat ‘respectable’ and good even though they would lose the match as bat boys would collapse against the boys of London Queen.
Like India and Lanka, England and South Africa also play for 100s. England and India play joint strategy to fool the world somehow.

Who decides the teams for match series?

Apparently, the ICC, controlled by UK and India, decides as to who should play against whom and who should win the series, etc. as well as who all should be given 100s for their onward move in ranking for national awards as well as the ICC awards.

It is the ICC that makes the rules to favor the bat boys and make bowling work difficult.

Big teams must play against weak ones to get comfortable 100s and more. England does not play against Australia as often as it plays against weak teams with prior agreements.
Of late, one nasty development is taking place very fast. More and more bowlers take to batting for fame as bowling does not belong in awards and money schemes. Initially, some bowlers get a big score as bat boy fall quickly and unexpectedly, and now it is becoming an order of the day. Not only in the test but even in one-dayers and 20/20 the situation is explosive. As a result, the boulders don’t bowl properly but only offer big runs hoping for return favor to person.

Thus the ICC and cricket board in every country are killing bowling strategies.

ICC also decides which team can have effective bowlers and which team should not have. So, England and India should have good bowlers.

This leads to another crucial issue. Cricket is not a new entertainment. It is being played for centuries, and every fool in cricket knows the efficient and serious bowlers are important to win any match. Apparently, South Africa now thinks it can win without good batboys and bowlers. One is not sure if South Africans in London palsy for the Queen’s prestige and British image.

All these years the cricket world has deliberately kept the bowlers less used or underused, and they are asked not to deny runs to big batboys and never try to take their valuable wickets. The job of bowlers, therefore, is to offer the batters big scores in quick 4s and 6s, etc. that, when they get the 50s and 100s etc. they would run from one end of the field to another with the lifted up bats and they even show the bat to the spectators as if they have achieved something unique and significant what the Mountaineers achieve by scaling the mountains in one go.
For the corrupt corporatist regime, all political frauds in the name of fake records are their friend and allies, and they deserve national honors.

But the batboys are helped by fellow batboys, opponent bowlers, and fielders as well as cricket mafia of corporate lords that sponsor the matches to complete the “historic” 100s.
Cricketers believe it is easier to get awards and money by listening to mafia and coronate lords who make “wonders” for the crickets to get 100s than doing any sincere hard work or seeking to change pro-batboy rotten rules with actual neutral rules.

Indo-UK control rains

It can be a strange phenomenon, but it is true. Only the intelligence community and scientific community know all about it. Mafias get information about the possible use of rains to help India or UK as the case may be.

Since the UK and its cohort India control cricket entirely, they also manage ICC, rules and create rains to defeat a team that they don’t want to win and only they could win
Now India has already won the both tests, and there was no need for rains to disturb the opponents-Lankans. But between UK and South, there seems to be a fight though the latter also plays for the UK. It seems England is not winning the fourth and final test match/ UK has already batted its second innings and the totals nearing 400 runs. But the UK is not very sure of winning this, so rains have come to its rescue. If the match ends in a draw and gets canceled, England would win the series as it has two wins against one for South Africa. If South Africa wins, UK cannot win the series as both will end 2-2. But UK is playing with SA not to lose or draw but to win so that it can shine as the top cricket team alongside India.

India shares the intelligence of not only terrorism but also criticism. India offers tips by intelligence to England and UK also does the same to help India when it is required.

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Dr. Abdul Ruff is a columnist contributing articles to many newspapers and journals on world politics. He is an expert on Mideast affairs, as well as a chronicler of foreign occupations and freedom movements (Palestine, Kashmir, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Xinjiang, Chechnya, etc.). Dr. Ruff is a specialist on state terrorism, the Chancellor-Founder of Center for International Affairs (CIA), commentator on world affairs and sport fixings, and a former university teacher. He is the author of various eBooks/books and editor for INTERNATIONAL OPINION and editor for FOREIGN POLICY ISSUES; Palestine Times.